Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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