Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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