dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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