There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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