But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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