More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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