im about as happy as oj after his trial
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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