Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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