Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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