I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You have to summon your inner elephant
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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