she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just found puke in my bra..
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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