Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
