I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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