yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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