my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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