what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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