People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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