A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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