Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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