You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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