Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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