brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
