Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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