so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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