it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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