If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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