Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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