If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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