After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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