Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize