Christians are straight up FREAKS
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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