hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I want to make a zoo with you.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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