At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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