What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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