Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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