oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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