I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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