All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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