brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
