Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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