don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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