this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I am never drinking with the goths again.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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