what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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