Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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