on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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