Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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