Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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