WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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