Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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