My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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