I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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