all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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