Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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